Judith Lautner (judith) wrote,
Judith Lautner
judith

Is this like a purity test??

Some of these are debatable. Sex in public? Define. Caught masturbating? By whom?

( ) I never have been drunk
( ) I never have smoked pot
( ) I never have kissed a member of the opposite sex
(x) I never have kissed a member of the same sex (well, romantically, anyway)
(x) I never crashed a friend's car
(x) I never have been to japan
( ) I never rode in a taxi
( ) I never had anal sex
( ) I never have been in love
( ) I never had sex
(x) I never have had sex in public
( ) I never have been dumped
( ) I never shoplifted
(x) I never have been fired
(x) I never have been in a fist fight
(x) I never had a threesome
( ) I never snuck out of my parent's house
( ) I never have been tied up (sexually)
(x) I never have been caught masturbating
( ) I never pissed on myself
(x) I never had sex with a member of the same sex
( ) I never have been arrested
( ) I never made out with a stranger
( ) I never stole something from my job
(x) I never celebrated new years in time square
(x) I never went on a blind date
( ) I never lied to a friend
( ) I never had a crush on a teacher
(x) I never celebrated Mardi-Gras in new Orleans
( ) I never been to Europe
( ) I never skipped school
(x) I never slept with a co-worker
(x) I never cut myself on purpose
(x) I never had sex at the office
(x) I never got married
( ) I never got divorced
( ) I never had children
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