Judith Lautner (judith) wrote,
Judith Lautner

What a line

Last night I dreamed I was coming down the steps at the SLO city hall, and I met several of my friends at the bottom, people I have not seen in a long time. They were looking up at me, saying how good I looked, and I was actually moving in an exaggerated way to show off my new look. One of these "friends" was Sean Penn, who said "Offend me".

Now seriously, is that not a terrific pickup line? At first, I just thought it was funny that someone like Sean Penn would say that, but now I can see its possibilities.

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