October 25th, 2005

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Borowitz Report

October 24, 2005
U.S. FACING CRONY SHORTAGE

Not Enough Cronies to Fill Government Positions, President Warns

In a nationally televised speech last night, President George W. Bush warned the American people that the United States is facing a severe shortage of cronies and that if the crisis is not addressed there may not be enough cronies to fill key government positions.Collapse )